![]() Weird huh? Anyway, Gearbox has had some experience with remasters, as the recent tweaked version of Homeworld earned rave re-reviews, and they’ve already got a Duke Nukem 3D remaster on the way already.Īll this, and its scheduled for a 2017 release. ![]() And that’s odd, as Bulletstorm was originally published by Electronic Arts. Here’s where things get interesting: This remaster of Bulletstorm is listed as having Gearbox as the publisher, a company who works under 2K Games. According to PCGamesN, a sighting on Brazil’s rating board, the Classificação Indicativa, has revealed a listing for Bulletstorm: Full Clip Edition. And it sounds like those rumours weren’t far off. But back at E3 this year, there were rumours of a Bulletstorm remaster floating around. That game came out in 2011 though, and it never got the sequel that it teased which was just a damn shame. The maturity of a 12 year-old if he wrote Broadway plays. No u cant only online if there is why didnt anyone told me because i would like split screen too for god sake. Unreal Tournament 2004 is a multiplayer first person shooter that combines the kill-or-be-killed experience of gladiatorial combat with cutting-edge technology. I’m violently fiddlin’ with ma balls in anticipation of your arrival, Trish! Well, now, hold yer dick for one second, ya fungle rimjob! Yet you still reek like sunbaked asshole. Yeah?.Well go f*** yourself! You sh**piles give chase I will kill your dicks! f****’ computer in your skull needs some anti-depressants. Tallylicker, but I never got the chance to tell him… He will be remembered… Old gal wasn’t built for that much abuse. Here comes Butterdick Jones and his heavenly asshole machine! It just never really caught on, which is a shame as Bulletstorm had some of the most insane dialogue ever committed to a small screen. Now make no mistake, developer People Can Fly created something that is a fully adequate shooter combined with hilarious over the top death physics and lasso action. A title generally considered to be terrible by the masses, but secretly enjoyed in the privacy of your own lair. The planet Stygia, a pleasure capital turned ruin, feels cohesive and lived-in, a testament to People Can Fly’s worldbuilding at the time.We’ve all got that guilty pleasure game. ![]() Its central mechanic, the leash that allows you to pull objects towards you, remains the catalyst for all sorts of creative mayhem - turns out kicking a guy into a cactus is still a lot of fun six years later - and its powerful and fun weapons make finishing blows feel crunchy and satisfying. Its main distinctive ideas, though, are still a ton of fun. Its adjective-abusing gross-out humour seems less daring than it did in 2011, too kind of like watching an old episode of South Park and finding it tame and slightly embarrassing compared to the new stuff. If that wasn’t enough Bulletstorm also comes. While it runs a lot more smoothly than the original at 60fps, I noticed framerate judders when moving into new environments from a checkpoint, and frustrating invisible walls, sticky environments and the lack of a jump button speak to the most inflexible kind of linearity of that was once a mainstay of the shooter genre. Bulletstorm on PC is plagued by several issues thanks to the integration of Games For Windows Live one of the most questionable DRM services. Elsewhere, Full Clip Edition shows its age.
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